demeternorbi

This is no new journal, I just wanted to take down the old one. My older comedy journal posts will keep you company. Sorry, just can't find any time between all the gaming, drawing, partying, beach-going and working to write a full new journal. 3guys who put "bad-ass" in the dictionary The Dyatlov pass incident Revenge with a side order of fun The bitch from looney-town strikes back For your amusement only In the meantime, vote for my T-shirt submission over at threadless.com (if still applicable). Just scroll down, and you'll see the link. They're my chosen T-shirt site, almost all my shirts are from them. Peace the fuck out. PS:

Hello shiny happy people. This marks my longest absence from the journal eva', due to the start of summer and all sorts of shenanigans while I have a day off. My international posse of friends made it into a tradition to go out every weekend on the beach and have as much fun as humanly possible. A few weeks ago we became friends with another group, who did the same thing, so now we're up to 30 people of like minded fun-seekers. Our activities include barbecuing dead animals for food, meeting our quota of 2 six-packs of beer/day and fighting waves while totally off-our-tits high. Jolly good bunch. You know those cliffs I had to climb to get o

Hordes of religious folk are yapping about how Earth is the perfect place for mankind, how it is so good to us and whatnot. But if you think of it, if you drop a person(in his/her natural form) on any random place on the globe there's about 85% chance that he wouldn't survive the first half hour(or less). It's just since we wised up to cover ourselves in clothes, that we managed to expand our livable territories closer to 25% of the Earth. Mother nature is a slut-cunt. Putting it simply, she's trying desperately to kill us, probably for all those times that we paved paradise to put up a parking lot(uuuh lalala). Some of the more extreme -an