Hordes of religious folk are yapping about how Earth is the perfect place for mankind, how it is so good to us and whatnot. But if you think of it, if you drop a person(in his/her natural form) on any random place on the globe there's about 85% chance that he wouldn't survive the first half hour(or less).

It's just since we wised up to cover ourselves in clothes, that we managed to expand our livable territories closer to 25% of the Earth. Mother nature is a slut-cunt. Putting it simply, she's trying desperately to kill us, probably for all those times that we paved paradise to put up a parking lot(uuuh lalala).
Some of the more extreme -and unforeseeable- ways are here, for your horror:

Goodness gracious, big balls of... ice
Megacryometeors (the official name for big-ass chunks of ice falling from a clear sky) have been recorded to hit stuff more often than they should(over 50 hits since the year 2000, holy shit!). They were first thought to come from planes, space or from God's vodka glass, but none of the theories held up, as their chemical composition didn't match and there weren't any flight paths in the vicinity. Weighing at several kilos(with the biggest one being over 200 Kgs), they will fuck your day up!


With cases occurring all over the world, from India to South Africa, Canada to Spain or Australia to the Netherlands, there's really nowhere to hide(and it doesn't just hit old people or retards). They seem to be most common in the middle o winter and the middle of summer(wait, what?). Fuck you, confusing icy killer.

Ball-lighting
Contrary to popular belief, this is not a type of lightning that hits you in the balls. It's something less terrifying, but a lot weirder. Ball lightnings are yet unexplained electrical phenomena, that appear circular in shape, last longer than plain ol' normal lightning and have weird trajectories, moving up, down, sideways, pirouetting and doing triple back flips(ok, I made up that last bit) It can even pass through walls leaving them unharmed, or completely destroying them. That's one really indecisive lightning, if you ask me.
In 1994 in Sweden, a ball lightning went through a closed window, leaving a 5 centimeter hole in the glass. Holy crap.
Although many have witnessed it's destructive capabilities, deaths from it are rare, but don't sigh in relief just yet. Needless to say, if it hits, you're fried.
Also, there's a theory put forward, that they're caused by Street Fighter characters.


Gamma ray bursts
You might not know this, but Mother Nature has connections. Hell, if she feels like it, she'll just ask her 423-rd cousin from across the galaxy to lend a hand.
In comes the Gamma ray burst, known(and feared) as Gangsta Ray to the galactic populace. It's the most energetic process in the universe. Also the brightest, because we can see it from billions of light years. The brightness of the burst is to the Sun as the Sun is to a cigarette butt.
With most of it's energy concentrated in narrow,rotating eruptions from it's poles which travel to millions of light years at 99.99% of the speed of light, it's very much like a roundhouse kick that you won't even see coming.


They are pretty rare, but one can happen anytime in our galaxy, and then we're utterly and thoroughly fucked. With no warning, it can be upon us, as it travels aaalmoost at the speed of light, you'll be like, what the..aaaaghhrrkhhhllgggfl. One moment you'll be licking an ice-cream down the street, the next you'll be wondering why your tears are boiling.



That's it for now. Only 3 unexpected ways to die this time. But there are others, for other journals. Better get out there before it's too late, and get laid like it's 1969.

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